Idiots on the computer
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Idiots on the computer
Compaq tech support to say her brand-new computer wouldn't work. She
said she unpacked the unit, plugged it in, and sat there for 20 minutes
waiting for something to happen. When asked what happened when she
pressed the power switch, she asked "What power switch?"
True story from a Novell NetWire SysOp: Caller: "Hello, is this Tech Support?"
Tech: "Yes, it is. How may I help you?" Caller: "The cup holder on my PC
is broken and I am within my warranty period. How do I go about getting
that fixed?" Tech: "I'm sorry, but did you say a "cup holder"?" Caller:
"Yes, it's attached to the front of my computer." Tech: "Please excuse
me if I seem a bit stumped; it's because I am. Did you receive this as
part of a promotion, like at a trade show? How did you get this cup
holder? Does it have any trademark on it?" Caller: "It came with my
computer, I don't know anything about a promotional. It just has '4X' on
it."
At this point the Tech Rep had to mute the caller, because he couldn't
stand it. The caller had been using the load drawer of the CD-ROM drive
as a cup holder, and snapped it off the drive!
Another well-known one that I can add is the true tale of the user who
called up complaining that the instructions said to load the four
diskettes into "Drive A" but he couldn't possibly get more than two in.
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Re: Idiots on the computer
LOOL!!! the CD-ROM one is the best!! XD
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Yeah lol,
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