3 People in a Airplane

by **Fiona1964** Mon Aug 02, 2010 4:44 am

Once there were 3 people in an airplane, one took a bite out of

an apple. She thought it was too sweet so she threw it out of

the plane. The second person took a bite out of a lemon and she

thought it was too sour so, she threw it out of the plane. Then

the last person took a bite out of a grenade and he thought it

was too crunchy so, he threw it out of the plane. Then they

landed and decided to go for a walk. They first passed a little

girl who was crying and they asked, "little girl, little girl,

why are you crying?" and the little girl said, "an apple came

down and killed my new kitty". Next they passed a little boy

who

was also crying. And they again asked, "little boy, little boy,

why are you crying?" and the little boy said, "a lemon came

down

and killed my new puppy." Then they passed a blonde sitting on

the side walk laughing her butt off. They asked, "why are you

laughing so hard?" and the blonde said, "I farted and the

building behind me blew up!!"