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Post by Fiona1964 on Mon Aug 02, 2010 4:15 am

I found these laws online

# It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.

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A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their
victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the
nature of the crime to be committed.

# It is unlawful for a
person to consume an alcoholic beverage while operating a motor vehicle
upon a public roadway, if the person is observed doing so by a peace
officer.

# The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home.

#
When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come
to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone.

# It is illegal to drive without windshield wipers. You don't need a windshield, but you must have the wipers.

# You can be legally married by publically introducing a person as your husband or wife 3 times.

# A city ordinance states that a person cannot go barefoot without first obtaining a special five-dollar permit.

# It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel.

# It is illegal to milk another person's cow.
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Post by Donal on Mon Aug 02, 2010 4:23 am

LOL! Good find! I love the windshield one the most Wink




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Post by Tom on Mon Aug 02, 2010 4:44 am

Hehe these are funny *continues to milk donal's cow...*

Oh... oh god....
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Post by Donal on Mon Aug 02, 2010 5:10 am

lol you know how wrong that sounds!




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Post by Dumbledore27 on Sat Aug 07, 2010 5:24 pm

LoL! Smile

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A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their
victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the
nature of the crime to be committed.
Ah, so killing would be legal with a warning Shocked

# The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home.
Do they really drink that muck Shocked

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When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come
to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone.
So they both stop, and none is allowed to go further so the other one can go. drip

# It is illegal to drive without windshield wipers. You don't need a windshield, but you must have the wipers.
What will wipers wipe if not wind shield? Shocked

# It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel.
How about third? Razz

# It is illegal to milk another person's cow.
Ah, privacy... Razz Razz
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