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Texas Crazy Law
I found these laws online
# It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.
#
A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their
victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the
nature of the crime to be committed.
# It is unlawful for a
person to consume an alcoholic beverage while operating a motor vehicle
upon a public roadway, if the person is observed doing so by a peace
officer.
# The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home.
#
When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come
to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone.
# It is illegal to drive without windshield wipers. You don't need a windshield, but you must have the wipers.
# You can be legally married by publically introducing a person as your husband or wife 3 times.
# A city ordinance states that a person cannot go barefoot without first obtaining a special five-dollar permit.
# It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel.
# It is illegal to milk another person's cow.
# It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.
#
A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their
victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the
nature of the crime to be committed.
# It is unlawful for a
person to consume an alcoholic beverage while operating a motor vehicle
upon a public roadway, if the person is observed doing so by a peace
officer.
# The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home.
#
When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come
to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone.
# It is illegal to drive without windshield wipers. You don't need a windshield, but you must have the wipers.
# You can be legally married by publically introducing a person as your husband or wife 3 times.
# A city ordinance states that a person cannot go barefoot without first obtaining a special five-dollar permit.
# It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel.
# It is illegal to milk another person's cow.
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LOL! Good find! I love the windshield one the most
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Hehe these are funny *continues to milk donal's cow...*
Oh... oh god....
Oh... oh god....
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lol you know how wrong that sounds!
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LoL!
Ah, so killing would be legal with a warning
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A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their
victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the
nature of the crime to be committed.
Do they really drink that muck# The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home.
So they both stop, and none is allowed to go further so the other one can go.#
When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come
to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone.
What will wipers wipe if not wind shield?# It is illegal to drive without windshield wipers. You don't need a windshield, but you must have the wipers.
How about third?# It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel.
Ah, privacy...# It is illegal to milk another person's cow.
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